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10.06.2025 10:01
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
How do empaths destroy narcissists?
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Where and how did ballet originate?
—
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
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Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
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So they tried
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
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